After thinking long and deep about this fundamental philosophical question, I think I have come up with an answer.
Being an ethical man, I have decided to name two names — just in case someone would be gravely offended by not naming them.
Alexandra Daddario and Mia Khalifa. Both know for their exceptional qualities.
And yes I know, dear reader, that because I name two names, two women, two human beings, I have to take my responsibility, as hard and painful as it comes.
So yes, dear reader, I will have to sleep with both women, simultaneously, but I’ll make sure each one of them gets the proper attention she so overly deserves.
In fact, they might just enjoy the company of each other more than they initially wanted to admit, and that would be fine with me.
Maybe we’ll stay together, vagabonding the world, and living a life of delicious lust.
William Shakespeare, in his Sonnet 129, wrote:
“Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof, and prov'd, a very woe;
Before, a joy proposed; behind, a dream.
All this the world well knows; yet none knows well
To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.”
I have no idea why he wrote that, by the way.
SOURCES: Google images.
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